We have a few simple rules:

1. Vulgarity expected.
2. Don’t be a dick.
3. No drama allowed, keep it casual.
4. Love bacon.

Guild Ranks:

• Trainee – Fresh meat!
• Quarantine – All members must go through decontamination as they are promoted in rank, this is also reserved for people who abuse the guild chat channel.
• Wet n Wild – Leveling up, and lovin it!
• Shattered - Level 85, doin heroics, ballin!
• WasabiKnight – Elite Death Squad Raider Force.  Be dedicated (semi regular) to our guilds raiding and good at your role, and this could be you.
• Farming Officer – Our main farming leaders, speak with these guys if you want to farm mats for the guild.
• Mutineer – These members are the best at kissing the guild leader’s ass.  And they’re fun at parties!
• Hooligan – The Law.  Disposer of bodies.
• Burninator/Royal Family - Management.

Do not ask to be promoted, you will be arbitrarily promoted whenever the mood hits us and the feeling is right.  If you make it feel awkward then you’ll never get to first base with us.